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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Apocalypse Please

After a couple of failed attempts at romantic relationships, Jennifer Aniston has come to realize that there's nothing more fulfilling than the love of a child. Speculation is rife about Jenn joining the celebrity 'adopt a baby' bandwagon. She reportedly wants to have a son, and is planning to adopt a disadvantaged child. Jenn wants to have biological children but she is not looking forward to dating anyone. "Jennifer would still love to have children biologically someday, but she feels burned out on relationships right now and isn't looking forward to dating again," the National Enquirer quoted a source. Adopting a child would be a way to put some roots down without feeling desperate about the future. Might as well do it then since no dudes could win this woman over.


Who knows best? Keira Knightley's mother has advised her to dump lover Rupert Friend. The troubled couple continued to argue throughout the Christmas period, causing Keira's family and close friends to question the stability of their relationship. She and Rupert had a very strained festive period. A source told The Mirror: "They had a big row at the end of December and they haven't seen much of each other in 2007. Keira's mum and pals told her she should be single - her career's going great and she doesn't need the stress of a failing relationship." Ouch. What path will she choose in the end is anybody's guess for now.




The best medicine, aye? Drew Barrymore believes laughter is the key to a healthy relationship. She has been dating Fabrizio Moretti for five years and commented recently the way to make relationships work is to not "take your relationship so dammed seriously all the time". Drew explained: "Laugh more! Laugh your ass off! You need to reinvent yourselves. Now I'm in a phase of, 'I'm not even your girlfriend. I'm your best friend who is madly in love with you." Being the girl of a supremely cool drummer must be quite a joy.


Two nightclubs known as Club Paris will no longer be associated with their namesake - Paris Hilton, according to the club's owner. Fred Khalilian said he "fired" the heiress because she has continuously failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location. Khalilian said. "She's created a circus for herself," he said. There goes another 'less than 1% value' income profits for the party animal. And she doesn't want her human doll business plans to be carried out because the thought scares her..


Kate Moss in her bikini in Thailand



Celeb Vid Sightings:
1) Paris Hilton runs out of gas in her Bentley in a neighborhood at night. She is late for a movie and asks the Paparazzi for help. A group of 'razzi push her car to the side of the road. One of them then volunteers to go and get gas for her. [Paris-Gasless]

2) Gwen Stefani with husband Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston are seen arriving at LAX airport to catch a international flight. [Stefani-LAX]

3) Lindsay Lohan was spotted coming out from Century Park Hospital carrying a bouquet of flowers the day after her appendix surgery. [Lohan-CPark]


Another medical visit again? La Lohan was hospitalized with appendicitis on Thursday. Her rep said, "She is having her appendix removed. There is no drama." But sources say 20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan's apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in sick with the flu to the set of "I Know Who Killed Me" - which will halt production until she's recovered. This isn't the first time she's stopped production on a movie set due to hospitalization - she was "dehydrated" during Georgia Rule and "exhausted" during 'Just My Luck'.

New tunes:
1) The Cinematics - Sunday Sun [mp3]
2) Lewisham Born Lewisham Bred - Chechno [mp3]
3) Charlotte Gainsbourg - Operation [mp3]

Indie boys Cinematics did a cover song which turned out good. LBorn.LBred is a rave act and this brilliant Chechno number is a grower. Charlotte G brings back the 80s Pulp sounds with 'Operation' from her 5:55 album.


Daughter Trump has joined in the 'I Hate Rosie' campaign. After several weeks of verbal feud between her dad and that female show host, Ivanka has now spoken up regarding this funny matter. She said, "I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it...As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. There's nothing surprising about the fact that my dad's gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him." Don't actually care who wins this battle but Ivanka does have a point. Best way to resolve this has to be a burger eating contest.




Scarlett Johansson has been named the Most Beautiful Celebrity Of All Time - thanks to her fresh-faced and youthful looks. The actress was voted into the top spot ahead of Kylie, and was praised for her lack of over-the-top make-up of drastic cosmetic procedures by anti-ageing site HoldBackTime.com. There could still be some arguments about that, but then, being the sexiest of them all sounds more appropriate. While having some class as well.





Those peeps who are hounding Evangeline Lilly on a daily basis are driving her bonkers and might make her quit the best mystery island show. She said: "I am an incredibly private person, and it's so exhausting to me that everywhere I go people know me or think they know me. If I could act and make the income I make and be anonymous, I would never want to leave the job." This is not the first time Lilly has complained about her fame. She previously admitted she would like to go on holiday to a remote island where no one would recognise her because she is tired of being hounded by fans and media. Evangeline said: "I want to go somewhere like Mongolia or Timbuktu. Someplace where they don't watch 'Lost'!" The North Pole should be a good starting point.

Charlize Theron - Carter Smith Shoot



Oh no! This ain't good at all. Joss Stone threatened to quit the music industry after growing tired of recording songs she didn't like. She told her manager that she would retire if she wasn't given greater control over the style of her third album. "It's no secret that I don't really like my first two albums," Joss explained. "I told my manager: 'Let me make the album I want to or I'll quit and start a new life.'" Stone's new album Introducing Joss Stone will be released in March. Would be a big shame if her singing career comes to an end. The industry needs more Stone-tunes.


Creepy Marilyn Manson was shocked to know that his stripper-wife, Dita Von Teese, will be dumping him after a year of marriage. Page Six reports Brian Warner will be served with divorce papers at a Los Angeles recording studio, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot. The bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but MM has been unaware of it because she couldn't get in touch with him. MM had been boozing heavily last year, much to her dismay, but she'd desperately tried to hold on. Her rep declined to comment. "Well, at least now she won't have to share her makeup," one quipped. It's not known yet whether Von Teese plans to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva. Even animals have to be compromised. Good lord...
reported by Alex Banks

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