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Alyssa Milano is bracing herself for more laser hair removal in 2006 because she admits the treatment is the most painful experience she's ever had. The Charmed one is keen to permanently get rid of unwanted hair but she's beginning to wonder if the pain is worth it. She said, "I'd rather get my whole body tattooed daily than do the laser... I've had two sessions, and I can honestly say that it's the most painful experience ever." Not the battles with Zankou?

Kylie is re-designing her postponed Showgirl tour to make sure fans aren't disappointed when she returns to the stage later this year. The singer was forced to cancel the Australian leg of the tour last summer. But after being given the all-clear, she has already started work planning a string of new concerts. Kylie has vowed that fans will be treated to the gig of a lifetime. Tour manager Michael Gudinski said: "Fans will be part of a tour they'll never forget. Kylie's been thinking about these shows a lot and they're going to be special." Your disco.. needs.. you.

Watch Liz McClarnon's debut solo single 'Woman In Love'(scroll down) out on Feb 13th. This is a Bee Gees cover where Lil made it into an absolute gem. Brilliant stuff.

In the 3rd episode..Makeover time! Cassandra boo-hoo2 all the way when she knew her hair is gonna be cut short as Rosemary of the 50s. Lisa looks like Sharon Stone after the makeover. Jayla turned into a 'yves saint laurent' look & she looked stunning as ever. And i was shocked that Cassandra's new image made her look like Billy Idol/Roxette! The rest of the gang made a joke about Cassandra's new hair complaining during bedtime. Nicole & Ebony i think who were in the toilet using stuff toys to mimic about Cassandra's whining. On the next day, some bald weird guy dressed in orange clown outfit told them to go shopping. Based on the new styles that were given to them, the best ones dressed in their outfits that they bought will get a reward. Lisa won! She picked Ebony & Kim to join her for the reward of picking items worn from the rest. Lisa then tried to help them how to pose back in the house. The rest don't really wanna hear but Lisa didn't get the gist. The next day, it was a trip to the farmyard. Sarah Vs Coryn posed with a horse who wants to pee and thus faced some difficulties. Lisa vs Ebony posed by the fence. Nicole vs Diane posed by the rocks on a hill. Diane got a cut on the knee whereas Nicole did really well. Kyle vs Kim posed with a business suit, pants and a hat for a sophisticated shot. Casssandra vs Jayla. Cassandra felt confident against her competition that was shot by the barnyard. But she looked stiff & weird. Lisa seems super relaxed abt elimination cause she don't feel she will go home next. Diane or Ebony to go home... Diane seems not herself compared to her bubbly character in the previous episodes...but Ebony was sent packing.

Pete Doherty is going to release a new acoustic album this spring as produced by Mick Jones. Over 60 songs have been recorded during the Brick Lane Sessions. "UnBiloTitled" was described as one of the Doherty's finest songs ever. Scrapped tracks will probably be distributed for free. It won't be released until after 31st March, due to contractual issue with Rough Trade. 60 tracks...wonder what topics he will be covering this time. Getting over Katie? She's currently having fun ice-skating times with some lil boy called Jamie aged 20 i think. A source revealed: "Kate finds Jamie very sexy. He has that rock 'n' roll look that she loves. She has a little bit of a complex about dating someone so much younger than her. But it makes her feel good about herself that she can attract him." It should be the other way round.

Renee Zellweger and an unidentified man take a walk on the beach together after sneaking out the back door of the Shore Club at 1 a.m. in Miami..Now who is that mystery dude?

-- Jose Mourinho has only been in an English pub once, to buy his wife cigarettes. --

IT must be the New Year - Cheryl Tweedy has called a truce with arch enemy Charlotte Church. The singer has agreed to keep her mouth shut about the former soprano star in 2006. Cheryl said: "The whole Charlotte thing got blown out of proportion and I'm not going to bitch about her any more. I've made the first move so it's up to her. But you won't hear me slagging her off again." Cheryl started a war of words with the Welsh warbler in the summer when she accused her of stealing Girls Aloud's sound on her debut pop offering Crazy Chick. Charlotte hit back by criticising Cheryl's singing ability and later called her a "cow". hahahaha...Cheryl said then: "She's getting really personal now. I think she's a bit of a joke really. If she wants to be Liam Gallagher, f***ing be Liam Gallagher." Now Cheryl has decided it's time to bury the hatchet. She has even vowed to stop bitching about anyone. She said: "I've learned that there are times when it's best to say nothing. It's best for everyone if I keep quiet." Let's hope that's one resolution she sticks to. The big question is - Will Charlotte get an invite to the Aloud wedding with Ashley?

Now this is interesting. Jenny Frost is to front a BBC series called...'My Breasts And I'. She will travel the world examining how women perceive their assets. It's one of many job offers after her stint on TV's I'm A Celebrity. Jenny complained that losing weight in the Aussie jungle started to make her own boobs look like "dunked tea bags". But she's been on the choccy and crisps since. That should be helpful i guess..

Some newspaper journalist gave 'Down In Albion' one star? And he's hyper excited abt this In-x-cess reunion?...Now that's a joke.

Why is there a column 'acting skills' part of the criteria for s.idol2? Might as well name it 'local tv singing/acting/commercial-advert recruitment package' idol. Funny management.

A damn big collection of The Libs pictures. [ libs1 / libs2 ]

The 'Mean Girls' movie will have a sequel. The directors have successfully made a deal to incorporate new stars into it. Joining Lindsay Lohan will be Nicole Richie, Hilary Duff & Jessy Simpson(she don't quite fit into this new movie i think). Get ready for...L Girls!

Lindsay Lohan has had a hell of a week. The actress was hospitalised in Miami after suffering an asthma attack, although she is now said to be 'resting comfortably'. She has had the condition since childhood and it is thought that the Florida humidity may have contributed to the attack. What's more, Lohan is revealing a whole lot of herself in a new Vanity Fair interview, in which she admits that she suffered from an eating disorder and took drugs. Regarding the latter issue, she says she has 'gotten that out of my system'. She could have just simply visit a health expert to solve that problem. What's with this eating disorder cases with these bunch of ladies anyway??

More probs for Fiddy. He has come under fire in Britain for the controversial posters to his Get Rich Or Die Tryin' film. Industry watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled the ad could be seen as "glamorising" gun crime. More than 17 people complained to the ASA, slamming the poster as offensive and irresponsible. In response, Universal Music Group claimed the ad depicted 50 Cent's fight to escape the mean streets of New York. He could have just show the big complex tattoo on his back for the poster and there would be no troubles at all. Then, if he wants to turn into a comedian star like Mr Bean, he can make use of the Q-Unit pic.

Manyoo & The Gooners fought out a credible goalless draw. The F.A. should have not made this match as part of the 'holiday fixture' as both teams looked tired towards the end. But still it has some funny moments, one where C.Ronaldo blasted the ball so high from a few yards that it might have landed in Portugal, Rooney showing the usual 'what did i do wrong?' antics to Graham Poll & Reyes dropping down to his knees as if a sniper shot him down from a nothing tackle from a bewildered Giggsy. Wes Brown that no-nonsense def might have a last min goal if not for the intervention goal line clearance from Eh-boo. The winners from this match? Rafa..and of course Mourinho who will be laughing until the whole of London could hear. Big Sam can't stop complaining about what Stevie & Sissoko did to his players. Give it a break manz.. His team has been using 'gangsta' tactics on most teams anyway. So don't blame the rest if they send back a humble reply in the same manner. Graeme Sooonest has been a crap manager for such a long time so why the hell he is still around in the north-east club till now is a mystery. Oh-wer the midget is out, old-man-sheer is yesterday's news and the clown defensive partners of Titus & Jean-Alain can create a dvd footie show on how to defend like school boys.

Girls Aloud next single will be 'Whole Lotta History'. Release Date: 20th February 2006. 2nd ballad single in a row..Would have preferred 'Models', which has a fast paced electronica theme.

We Are Scientists performed on Late Night with David Letterman. This is the first time I've seen a WaS live performance and it is magnifico! Filled with high energy tempo with ridiculously catchy tunes that you have to repeat over&over again. These trio are gonna invade the indie world this year thats for sure. You could DEFINITELY have it so much better.. With Love And Squalor.

Fabrizio Moretti has laughed off speculation he is planning to marry Drew Barrymore, insisting he is not ready for such a serious commitment. He admits to being head-over-heels in love with the actress, but is frightened by the prospect of tying the knot while he is still so young. Is it that hard to explain? He said, "No, you definitely don't hear wedding bells. We're very happy and we love each other very much but I don't think I'd be ready to get married any time soon." The couple have been dating since summer 2002. They do look cute together. Wonder what would be E.T's first impressions of Fab?

-- Vision of Division, Killing Lies, Ize Of The World = WAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOW!!!!! --

Meg White has been announced as the latest face of American designer Marc Jacobs' collection. Jacobs has previously worked with Sonic Youth and Stephen Malkmus. The photos for the campaign have been shot by Juergen Teller. Meg is set to swap music for modelling, after signing up as the face of American designer Marc Jacobs' new line of clothes. The drummer will appear in the fashion mogul's forthcoming advertising campaign, after having been photographed by revered snapper Juergen Teller. Woo hoo! Meg is gonna hypnotize the fashion industry with her quiet demure confidence photo shots. Walking With A Ghost EP has four live tracks and the last one 'Screwdriver' is so so so so fookin' brilliant and to make it better, Jack stopped his howling & Meg belted out Passive Manipulation...onto which Screwdriver is continued. ACE!!!