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Men across the world may have admired(only gays don't) Jenny Frost's boobs, but the former Atomic Kitten star has revealed she has a major hang up about them. She said : "My tits are heading south a bit. They're fine when they're cold, but when they're warm they go a bit like Tetley tea bags after they've been dunked. Actually, they're more like PG Tips pyramids." (??????) Don't see any probs there.

50 Cent's upcoming movie Get Rich Or Die Tryin' has sparked outrage among Los Angeles community leaders. Billboards, posters and other ads for the movie depict the rapper brandishing two handguns, which is based loosely on the star's real-life rise to musical success. The group is demanding that the ads showing weapons be immediately pulled from the marketplace. Paramount representatives have yet to comment. Very controversial matter. 'Gunz come out' no more?

Kylie Minogue has been joined by her mother Carol in Paris as the singer recovers from breast cancer and considers the possibility of a mastectomy. Minogue is now resident in the French capital with Olivier Martinez and has been undergoing chemotherapy at the Institute Gustave-Roussy. The singer has had a lumpectomy to remove cancerous tissue from a breast, and is also facing the possibility of a mastectomy. Kylie, her boyfriend and mum will return to Australia in Dec for Xmas. "At this time I think any woman in the world would want their mum with them and likewise there is nowhere her mum would rather be - Kylie and her mother are incredibly close," a close friend quoted. "Olivier has been tremendously supportive. He has cancelled every project that he can and is spending so much time with Kylie, keeping her spirits up - but obviously she wants her family around her as well." Ok, there are less worries now.

I've compiled a detailed NME interview with The Strokes regarding their new album - 1 2 3 4 5

Want to make a very early PRE-ORDER of 'First Impressions Of Earth'?

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Oh Mandy... Well, you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away
Ohhhh no... My feelings are more important than yours
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Only the Soma Community would understand the funny side of those words above.

The Prodigy have revealed they have started recording new material for their fifth studio album. Posting a message on their official site : "We have started writing and recording new material for the fifth prodigy album. We will be recording for most of next year as well as playing live around the globe. Liam, Keith & Maxim." The Prodigy who are currently Number 1 in the album charts with their greatest hits package 'Their Law: The Singles' are set to tour the UK this winter. When they are on their 'firestarter' mode, no one can touch them. Awesome album!! And more to come!

Kate Moss has been writing poetry to help her overcome cocaine abuse. The model has been undergoing rehab at the Meadows clinic in Arizona, and composes poetry during treatment to help her relax. She then recites the lines over the phone to lover Pete Doherty. A friend said : "She's found writing her thoughts down in verse very calming. Her friends and family are pleased she has something to focus on while she recovers." Doing well. So, what would Katy did next?

Speaking of Kate, Liam G has some 'wonderwall' things on his mind about this whole media storm about Pete/Kate. Basically, he has no interest whatsoever. He is nonplussed about Moss's recent cocaine scandal and isn't a fan of Doherty's band Babyshambles either. The vocalist said : "I don't care about her, her drugs or her stupid mates. Same goes for Babyshambles." (Not his cup of Digsy's Tea i guess). Liam has also dismissed Bloc Party; admits that he doesn't like the band who have been billed as the next Oasis, Blur and Radiohead. "People ask me these questions like 'are they the new fucking Oasis, new fucking Blur or the new fucking thing?' I couldn't give a fuck, I don't like them. I don't wish anything bad to happen to them, its just not my kind of thing." Quite true. Don't think Bloc Party will survive in 'two more years' time. They're just alright.

Arctic Monkeys' Alex Turner said that as a frontman he walks "the tightrope between Mike Skinner and Jarvis Cocker." (Jarvis?? That should be more of Kapranos' style). He also vowed to quit the band if they ever aim to be the next Kaiser Chiefs. He said : "Most bands these days probably just write lyrics because they sound good without thinking." Nah. K.C may be nice and all that, but the Monkeys philosophy are way superior. They don't need to venture to the US for greater exposure. Only a Scummy man would fail to see the crystal clear diamond value of the new 'monkeys' on the block. Now get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook!

Komakino new demos online stream (sounds like the nephew version of 'Placebo')
The Kills video streams

Charlotte Church is so loved-up with her rugby star boyfriend Gavin Henson, she is planning to reveal the secrets of her bedroom bliss in a "Good Sex" guide. Charlotte insists she is lucky when it comes to raunchy action, as most women have to put up with "lazy" lovers. She said : "I never knew what it was like to feel this way. Maybe I'll write a funky retro guide to good sex. There are so many unhappy women and lazy men out there." From what charts or hearsay did she base her findings from?? Maybe it's just from her 'casualty of love' close buddies. But still, 'funky retro guide by crazy chick' should sell like hotcakes. Modern art..makes me...

Robbie Williams' new album - Intensive Care. The seventh solo outing, was co-written by one of the founder members of Duran Duran, Stephen Duffy. Robb said the new tunes are influenced by a nostalgia for the eighties and hopes that in the future the album will trigger some great memories for his fans. He said: "I hope that it will break their hearts to listen to them because of what (the songs) are associated with." On the first spin, it sounds very weird *WTF look* ; maybe it's a grower. Totally different from his previous albums' philosophy.

(This is cool)
Me : "Does it bother you if your boy openly oogles at other women in your presence?"
Female pal : "He can whet his appetite anywhere he wants; as long as he eats his food at home."
Me : "Aaah..Nice one babe!"

Good news!
A new disposable, cone-shaped glass with a sealable top is designed to protect people out drinking from having someone slip a colourless and odourless 'date-rape' drug in their cocktail or beer. French designers Stephane Mathieu and Richard Bille designed the "Billglass," which can be filled through its base and sealed, punctured only by the buyer's straw. Mathieu said the glass would protect customers from drugs like gamma-hydroxybutyerate (GHB), a powerful drug that can render victims incapable of withstanding sexual assault and makes them lose memory. It will be introduced in several clubs across the Alps in Italy from January.
"In nightclubs, GHB is most often used in the short time a person takes to carry a glass from the bar to their intended victim," said Mathieu. "Some venues fit their glasses with lids but they are very easy to lift off. To pour GHB into the Billglass, you would either have to use a syringe or insert the straw yourself, and aim straight into it -- in the dark, in just a few seconds." The inventors said they would use proceeds from sales of the Billglass to fund awareness campaigns in France about the use of date-rape drugs.