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Nicole Richie has insisted she does not want to patch up her friendship with her ex-best mate and TV co-star Paris Hilton. Nicole claims the pair stopped speaking two years ago - although she still remains tight-lipped on the reasons for their falling out. In a recent interview, Nicole revealed: "We really haven't been friends in probably about two years." When quizzed about a possible reconciliation, the petite star added: "No, not at this point." At least it's not 'never'.

This is a great review of Arctic Monkeys. Believe the hype!

Frequently compared to the Libertines - whose vocalist Pete Doherty makes a less spectacular debut on the chart as guest vocalist of Littl'ans' single Their Way, which enters the chart at number 22 - the Arctic Monkeys are the first British rock group to debut at number one with their introductory hit since Babylon Zoo topped with Spaceman in 1995. (Still remembered this song! "spaceman-spaceman-spaceman" prevented DLBIAnger from getting top spot I think). The Arctic Monkeys' single is the first ever number one for 13 year old indie label Domino, whose previous biggest success was Take Me Out, a number three single in 2004 for Franz Ferdinand, whose new album provided Domino with its first ever number one album just two weeks ago. On a further, slightly whimsical (Babylon) zoo note, The Arctic Monkeys are the fifth number one act this year with an animal name, following Crazy Frog, Gorillaz, Pussycat Dolls and McFly, speaking of whom... Animal Revolution??

Bid on a Drum Kit signed by The Killers Drummer, Ronnie Vannucci!!! Proceeds from this auction go to the American Red Cross relief efforts.

Ahead of its German release on November 18th, Natasha Thomas site has posted promotional pictures from her new music video 'Skin Deep', as well as the single's cover. She's an alright singer. Previous hits include Save Your Kisses For Me and It's Over Now. Was also seen on the tv advert for Lacoste Perfume. Her ambition is to be as successful as Bitchney, but don't think that will happen. Natasha is definitely a million times better looking of course, like almost every women/transvestite out there.

James Bond bosses reportedly rejected 007 contender Ewan McGregor because he's "too short" to play the dashing spy. A leaked email allegedly says the 5ft 10 hunk was thought to be too little to play Bond. The memo also said Hugh Jackman was "too fey", while Irish hellraiser Colin Farrell was deemed to be "too sleazy". I think Ewan and Hugh are not suitable for the role. Colin would be a better choice as he's got the 'Bond' aura.

Daniel Craig is set to have his manhood whacked with a carpet-beater in the next Bond movie. The nasty torture scene sees 007's enemy, Le Chiffre, "tenderise" the dashing spy's private parts with a cane carpet-beater. The episode is one of the most well-known moments in Ian Fleming's spy thriller 'Casino Royale' - and film bosses are determined to stick to the book. Director Martin Campbell admitted filming the scene - which is supposed to see Bond arch in an "involuntary spasm" as the baddie tortures him - would be a challenge. The director added: "I think Casino Royale will definitely be darker. More character, less gadgets. This will be grittier". Ouch! Naturally, men will somehow 'feel' the pain during that scene.

Meanwhile, Craig never wanted to play James Bond - because the role wasn't challenging enough. After meeting producers in May he said: "I really never wanted to do Bond." He added : "However, I want to make as much money as i fucking can!" A friend revealed: "He couldn't refuse. But that doesn't mean he's 100% happy". Smartie pants.

Charlize Theron believes she is the same person she was before winning an Oscar, because she still cleans up after herself. Charlize believes she is the same person she was before winning an Oscar, because she still cleans up after herself. Her current daily existence is exactly as it was before Feb 2004, when she took home the Best Actress Award for her performance in Monster. She said : "The Oscar didn't change my life. I still take the garbage out, I still feed the dogs. That gold statue doesn't clean your house." Going to repeat this again - Stuart Townsend is a lucky bastard.

Rod Stewart is to quit music for a year to be a househusband. The father-of-six claims he missed out on his other children growing up and doesn't want to make the same mistake again when his baby with fiancee Penny Lancaster is born later this year. The old man revealed during Ellen DeGeneres show: "With my other children, I was touring a lot, being a drunk rock and roller and wasn't home. I'd imagine it's difficult growing up in a normal way when you've got a father like me and they're living in a huge mansion. The big difference with this baby is I'm going to be around a lot." There is good reason to believe he has finally listened to the rhythm of his heart.

Green Day are releasing their film Bullet In A Bible in cinemas across America for just one day. The DVD, which is set to be released on Nov 15, will be screened in 68 US movie theatres on Nov 1 only. Bullet In A Bible features live concert footage and interviews with the band. Do ya wanna be an american e-dee-yeart on that day? I only want Dookie's nimrod sounds. The latest one is a big disappointment.

From Homer Simpson to Bob Geldof, 10 famous males have been named the Men of the Decade. The Top 10 was compiled by a panel of experts for magazine Men's Health to celebrate its 10th anniversary. Each man represents a different area of expertise, including sport, music and design. Designer Sir Paul Smith, iPod creator Jonathan Ive and geneticist Craig Venter complete the list. "These are people of real substance and solid achievement rather than temporary fame," said editor Morgan Rees. "The people on our list have used their talents to change the world around them, rather than just to draw attention to themselves. We were particularly pleased to see Homer Simpson on the list. He has taught a whole generation how to take on the challenge of modern fatherhood and win - although not always with honour." Woo Hoo!!

Top 10 Men of the Decade
Philosopher: Homer Simpson
Sportsman: Lance Armstrong
Visionary: Jonathan Ive
Designer: Sir Paul Smith
Manager: Sven Goran Eriksson
Activist: Bob Geldof
Writer: Ian McEwan
Musician: Damon Albarn
Chef: Jamie Oliver
Scientist: Craig Venter




Have a Hawaii Aloha good time with The Strokes because You Only Live Once in Braaazzil !!!

Mourinho was frank about Arsenal and that bizarre penalty pantomime involving Robert Pires and Thierry Henry. He said: "They did that because they have so many of them during the season that they have to do something special!" David Moyes said: "We were up against the team I regard as the best in Europe and to have played so well against them should do a lot for the players' confidence and self-belief."
"We are still bottom of the table but we have set a standard." Everton is back where they are supposed to be (bottom) and not wasting everyone's time competing in a CL competition where only the big dogs are allowed. Funny comment from Jose about the linesman needing "Glasses" for disallowing a legitimate goal from Drogba.
"If the linesman has a doubt, he has to favour the attacking side and so he allows the goal. If he doesn't have a doubt and disallows it, well I don't know...glasses?" Bloody kok-eyed gave an offside for Eidur who was not in play at that time. Cost my fantasy team valuable points.

The new Uniting Nations single Ai No Corrida, featuring Laura More, will be released on Oct 31. The album 'One World' will follow a week later on November 7. This is a great Euro Dance track. Also, check out their cool tracks from their new album.

Kaiser Chiefs - Modern Way video
There's some bloke doing a balancing act with a tennis ball using his face, and he becomes really famous. Phillip and Fern from 'This Morning' appear in the vid. Genius to get them on..

Radiohead have revealed plans to embark on a tour in 2006 to promote their as-yet-untitled new album. The band are currently in the studio recording new material for the album. Drummer Colin wrote on the official site: "Back tomorrow, after a full on week of recording a song a day, some not even on the blackboard .... one of Jonny's tunes, packing a lot in 2 mins 45 seconds!" He goes on to promise that the band will definitely tour in 2006. The karma police are back, hopefully with a sharper pair of knives out.

Jarvis Cocker 'This Is The Night' song from the new Harry Potter film soundtrack and the film itself will feature 3 or 4 song collaboration between Jarvis Cocker, Jonny and Phil from Radiohead, under the name the Wyrd Sisters. Jarvis Cocker will be in a film that will be seen by millions of kids worldwide, most of whom will have no idea about all the songs he's written about seventies wallpaper and sex in council estates. It's got some OK Computer sounding backing from the Radiohead boys, a "His N Hers" era Pulp rhythm to it. Always great to hear Jarvis' vocals again.