Van Tango

Saturday, September 10, 2005

What Katie Did

Goldie Lookin' Chain - YOUR MISSUS IS A NUTTER should top the charts all around the world.

Richard Keys quote "I don't know who sanction that group. They shouldn't be there. I couldn't make out whethere they are singing or speaking. They owe an apology to all of us.." Funny guy.

Rod Stewart lost his case for the 2million he owed to the Las Vegas casino bosses for failing to appear in a concert some years ago. Just give them back what belongs to them, Rod. What is 2mil to him? = Sunflower seeds.

Pulp/Radiohead double act : Pulp's Jarvis Cocker and Radiohead stars Phil Selway and Jonny Greenwood will feature in the upcoming Harry Potter movie 'The Goblet Of Fire - as magical band Weird Sisters. The group was originally to have consisted of members of Franz Ferdinand but the Scottish rockers reluctantly pulled out of the project because they were so busy touring. Hmm...Harry Potter. Not a fan of the show but will somehow watch the clip of the Weird Sisters performance. What kind of name is that btw. Sounds like some razzmatazz plastic trees...

Leading Savile Row tailor William Hunt said: "Gary Neville is a really good-looking bloke and just doesn't know it. He's good looking in a De Niro way - hard face, bent nose and stuff. Has a great upper torso - fills a jacket well - and when he's out he looks a bit like Pacino or De Niro." Gary Neville along with his brother Phil, is often taunted by rival fans for being UGLY. But fashion experts (village standards!) have likened the rugged 30-year-old to screen icons Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. Yeah right. And I'm the clone of Depp + Keanu.

50 Cent has accused Sean Combs of changing his stage moniker to resemble his own nickname, in a bid to boost his popularity. Combs has been known as Puffy, Puff Daddy and P Diddy to the world in the past, and recently announced plans to alter his name slightly to plain Diddy. But 50 Cent is known as Fiddy to a large number of his fans, and he's far from thrilled with the increasing similarities between his and Combs' nicknames.
He says, "I'm Fiddy and now Puffy wants to be Diddy, trying to move his name closer to me, you know what I'm sayin'? "When it's cold outside you gotta stay next to the fire to keep warm." Can't blame the puffy boy. His popularity is as good as the amount of Sunderland fans. That is why he decided to be 'in da club'.

Phil Collins has launched a scathing attack on Oasis after suffering years of insults from the band. The former Genesis star is furious with the brothers after they repeatedly labelled him boring and hateful. He says, "They're rude and not as talented as they think they are. I won't mince words here but they've had a go at me personally."
Noel Gallagher once ranted, "People fookin hate Phil Collins, and if they don't - they fucking should." LOL!!!
It's no secret. Phil is really boring. And i'm not referring to his songs..

Babyshambles went into a London studio and worked on the new song 'Bollywood To Battersea'. The track has been delivered to the War Child offices and is set for inclusion on the compilation. Other bands include the likes of Gorillaz, Bloc Party, Keane, Kaiser Chiefs, Zutons and Radiohead. There is a 30 seconds preview of each song. I like this bollywood song title. Another cool standout title is Gorillaz' "Hong Kong".

Christina Aguilera was spotted holding court with several admiring males in a cabana at West Hollywood gay hotspot The Abbey, with the curtains closed for privacy. No word if one of those admiring males was her fiance, Jordan Bratman. Maybe she's just holding an audition for the encore video of 'Dirrty 2'....

Girls Aloud Barbie dolls!

What the hell is Mark Burnett doing? The new season of The Amazing Race is made up of a family of four in each team. And the distance covered for the whole season is significantly cut down. How can it be more exciting with kids around? Imagine when they are reaching a pit stop and one of the juniors screams out "Mummy, I need to poo-poo now!!". The road blocks and detours should be less exciting to cater for the kids, unless they are excluded of course. How about flights? It's tough enough to fight for two airline tics but with another two additional tics to grab in a tight situation of little available spaces, there would be more delays surely. That would spoil the game structure. Safety issues are another thing. Cause the kids aren't alright!!

Alison Goldfrapp passed comment on the OC saying it was too dated and said she mistook it for Dallas when she first saw it. "I'm watching the OC. I don't know what's going on - I'm totally confused. I switched on TV on and thought it was Dallas or something from the 1980s, but it wasn't," she said. Next, she might have mistaken CSI for Silk Stalkings..

Babyshambles have been voted the worst act of the summer. They were named the most disappointing act after a series of shambolic performances. Pete, reached a new low at the Leeds festival when he reportedly headbutted Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell backstage. His performance with Sir Elton John at Live 8 was also widely seen as a disaster. "Pete Doherty's turbulent love life has done little in the eyes of music fans," a spokeswoman said.
A gang of gin would be needed for now. The music is what matters.

Ronan Keating's wife gave birth to their third child just recently. Yvonne delivered 8lb 3oz daughter Ali at 5 p.m. A spokeswoman for the couple said: "Ronan and Yvonne are thrilled and little Ali is doing fine." The pair already have one son and one daughter - six-year-old Jack and four-year-old Marie. Congrats. Another wonderful destination as a proud dad. If only every other guy is as nice as him, there would be no worries if 'tomorrow never comes'.

Pop star Robbie Williams grows misty-eyed whenever he sees Keira Knightley - because she reminds him of his childhood sweetheart. He was lucky enough to date a girl who was the spitting image of Knightley during his teenage years, and he is reminded of young love every time he gazes at the slender actress. He gushes: "Keira's gorgeous. She looks like the first girlfriend I had when I was 16." Hahaha...she really look kinda unique. Not spectacularly beautiful but is just special in her own way. So Rob, do you reckon that she's the one?

Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good (On The Dancefloor) video
Ashlee Simpson - Boyfriend ||||

'Boyfriend' is the new single from Ashlee. An addictive track. Arctic Monkeys has a lot of potential to be as successful as The Libertines...if you can't appreciate them then you've got no soul.

An innovative dance musician has invented a CD case that plays his songs - without the compact disc. The low-fi device, created by artist and composer Tristan Perich, works via a simple electronic circuit, programmed to play Tristan's music and packaged in a standard plastic CD case. All you need to do is plug in a set of headphones and listen to a sound quite unlike anything you've ever heard before. Tristan told us how he got the idea for the CD, named One Bit Music.
"I've been composing and creating art for a long time and started One Bit Music last year after I learned to program microchips," he said. "The one-bit concept is solid - it is the most reductionist that digital music can get as far as low-fi is concerned. "The chip that I used to program it is designed for industrial purposes."
And Tristan designed his multi-track CD-player-in-a-box to be sold in record shops to counter the booming on-line record sales. He explained: "I realized that you could package the whole thing in a small space, and putting it in a CD case meant that I could treat it like an ordinary CD, re-purposed with its innards replaced.
"It gives people a reason to go back to the record store now that online music sales are hot."
One Bit Music is due to be marketed on the high street soon by Cantaloupe Music.

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