Van Tango

The "Voice of an Angel" soprano Charlotte Church stated she is disgusted by actress Tara Reid’s behaviour, because of her drinking habits. She claimed that her reputation of a party and drinking girl is nothing comparing to Reid, who is currently filming her reality TV show Wild On Tara in London. Church says, "Whenever she's out, her tits keep falling out. I would never be like that. It's not very lady-like." Aaaah, that sort of remarks would get the appropriate attention from the americana folks. Since Charlotte-y plans to conquer the music scene in the 'u-s-say', what better than to give some useful comments about the wild antics of Ms Tara-ian Pie. No wonder Liam is so banking on her to take his 'supernova' persona throne.

Ariff Reza:
For the second week in a row, we saw Chelsea get away with another win they didn't deserve. Reading Khairil Zam's comments made me hate the essence of what Chelsea is about even more. In last week's entry, I pointed out that humility goes a long way, which I'm sure was not heeded - not to mention having respect for one's opponents, even if the quality of their squads do pale in comparison to what you have.
Just look at the arrogant predictions made; I'm sure the band of ABCs are growing by the day. I echo one of my fellow ABCs' comments in that Chelsea needed only one season to be hated for their arrogance as compared to Manchester United or Arsenal. It's true when they say that money is the root of all evil and this lack of respect is stinking the foundations of the beautiful game. I'll be the first to savour their demise, even if, as a Manchester United supporter, my direct rivals are from Merseyside, Lancashire and North London.

This manyoo dude still hasn't grown up since I've bumped onto him a couple of times in school back then. I don't even know there was this 'ABC' (anything but chelski) term until recently. Still remembered him putting his collar up ala Cantona whenever he wore his beloved red jersey. Why is he slating the Chelski fans nowadays? Cause he can't stand them being the new powerhouse in the league. Don't think he even bother to mention about the Blues during manyoo's shoe-michael days. No title for two seasons and now he has to state his childish views in the local papers. Tsk tsk tsk.... The only thing he did was to 'malu' the respected devils fans in this country. Never mind. If Rafa can't do it, hopefully the title stays in west london or move to north london. That excludes Spur-ms of coz. Haha..

There was this bloody joker called Susan Tan who complained about a taxi driver, while stopping at a traffic signal, applying medicated oil on his forehead. She said that the smell was suffocating. When she wound down the window slightly to allow fresh air in, she was told off by the driver. And the most horrible thing was this -> "Can transport operators install some air improvement gadgets to alleviate the discomfort of passengers in such situations?" She needs to be spanked by all the taxi drivers here. Does she think he purposely wanted to put on the medication to irritate her? He must be having a slight headache so the application of the oil is needed. She should be lucky that the driver wants to drive in a safer state of mind. Never even bother to ask whether he is feeling alright. Goodness me. This is embarassing to be even printed out in the papers.

White Stripes singer Jack White is in line to do his first ever advert, for Coca-Cola. Apparently the singer has been in talks with the soft drinks giant to pen a new song for their commercials. The 'Cola' people are keen to find a new song that will rival impact of I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke, which featured in a 1971 advertising campaign. Due to its popularity, was latterly readapted as the single I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing. To repeat this impact, they have apparently turned to Jack White and believes he is the only artist who can deliver them something that will be equally timeless. Aaaaah. With his 'instinct blues' ideas, Coca-Cola would be more than delighted to be in collaboration with Astro-man. I think he just needs about an hour or two in the studios to concoct some 'black math' calculations of a top-special song. Then the world can 'shakermaker' in harmony with Coke.

Noel advised Pete Doherty to concentrate on his career and to rethink his direction in life if he wants to become the music icon he already considers himself to be. He believes that if Pete will not be seriously taking care of his music career, he will be known only as Kate Moss' boyfriend. He said: "I think two years ago, if you thought Pete Doherty, he was kind of untouchable. Now when you think of Pete Doherty you think of that guy who's always in the background of that picture with Kate Moss. And if he wants to go out like that, then each to their own, and I'm sure he's having a great time but, y'know, are you gonna be remembered as Kate Moss's boyfriend or a f**king artist?" Quite true. As a Libertine, Pete is in the same breath as the Casablancas, Matt Bellamy-s, Pelle Almquvists, etc. People associate him as a rock n roll icon. But the crack got the worse of him, and of course the on-off-on-off situation with Kate-y. Fingers crossed that he'll get on the right track. It is always better to be labelled as a 'time for hero' instead of 'what a waster'.

--Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.--

Jessica Simpson wants a part in the production of a Shakespeare play at the Globe Theatre. She said "When I arrived in England the first thing I did was go straight to the Globe Theatre. I've always loved Shakespeare. That's the job I want next - anything at the Globe," she concluded. Hmmm, maybe she wants to try something new for a change. *shrugs* It's up to her. A little bit isn't too much to ask, a little bit goes a long way...

The organisers of Kylie Minogue's Showgirl tour have denied reports the singer will be well enough to perform the postponed concerts early next year. Despite making good progress following two operations and intensive chemotherapy and radiation treatment, it is still unclear when the 37-year-old hitmaker will be well enough to return to the stage. Frontier, the company responsible for Minogue's world tour, dismissed recent rumours that the tour has already been rescheduled and urged ticketholders to remain patient. Nothing to worry about here. It is never too late to see her 'kookachoo' again. We shall wait patiently, no matter how 'slow' it takes..

Jazz crooner Michael Buble will be performing live here on October 10. This is cool. I'm definitely 'feeling good' about the 'sway' dude showing his magical vocals in person. When will ?????? say yes to moi...tell me quando quando quando...

Do Or Die
This is the debut album from local band Ronin......Very impressive. Check out Crazy Son, Take It Off, Do What Thou Wilt and the brilliant last track 'Anywhere'. Well done, dudes!

The Ordinary Boys - Life Will Be The Death Of Me video
This is a cool music video. The singer has a disturbing resemblance to the 'legend killer' Randy Orton.

An excerpt from an interview with Noel G:
Q: Now, in the United Kingdom, you can’t move for bands paying tribute to your influence.
A: Razorlight, the Libertines, the Killers, the Strokes, Kings of Leon and Jet, all these bands are citing "Definitely Maybe". We were the first people to come out and say, "The world’s a great place, life is for living. Forget grunge music. Get a pint of Guinness down your neck, and pick that guitar up."

Thank you. Toniiiiiiiiiiiight, I'm a rock and roll....star.

Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno has launching a scathing attack on Franz Ferdinand, comparing their quirky dress sense to the characters in 1970 film The Railway Children. The Scots band have been applauded by many for their smart stage style, but the indie rocker detests their wardrobe.
Pizzorno said, "They're supposed to be fashionable and cool, but they look awful - like the Railway Children."
The English star also took the opportunity to mock glam rockers The Darkness, labelling the band a 'one-album wonder'. He scathes, "No one cares about The Darkness. No one is waiting for the second album."
Don't know where he got the one about the railway children. Imagine kasabian gang in Kapranos tight shirt outfits...doesn't look good at all yeah. Anyway, who cares about The Darkness first album too?

The Strokes’ first single to be taken from their eagerly awaited third album is rumoured to be ’Juicebox’. The track is expected to hit the radio in mid-October and the video for the release, regardless of which track is finally selected, is set to be shot in September. It is also believed that the follow-up to 2003’s ’Room On Fire’ will come out in the States on Jan 24, meaning a Jan 23 UK release.
Julian Casablancas described the sound of the new LP, saying: "Some things on the drums are going to be tricky. And Albert Hammond Jnr may have to mimic two rhythms at times, but it's all do-able. It's not like we have a lute and a harp and it's going to be there live. There's delay on it. I never liked it, but now it's sort of everywhere on the record." He added: "Not crazy 80's reverb, just enough to give a lot of the instruments space so it sounds fuller, bigger, and louder, and what I used to call 'more professional’."
More or less professional, it does not matter. I want to get into the 'soma' groove again. And getting the cd scratched after 'the end has no end' spins. Arrrrrrggh. There are still some raga months to go...