Van Tango

The Rakes new video - Work, Work, Work. This sounds like a laid-back 'Blur' tune.

Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin. Although Lohan, 19, has declined them, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up. Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put her on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and has supposedly gone up two dress sizes. She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back." Don't forget that the teenage boys out there also want them back, yeah?

Ole 'Kanninama' Solskjaer could be available for Manchester United's Premiership opener against Everton, while 'Midget' Owen has rejected a second Newcastle bid - and has had the door closed on a loan move to Manchester United. Haa-ha! Jaap Stam has warned Sir Alex Ferguson to win a major trophy this season or face the boot, as the pressure is building on his former boss. "United fans are not easily pleased and they expect success. Another season without a trophy and the club may well look to make a change." Oh it's true. It's damn true. You can 'stam' on it.

Keane attracted one of the biggest crowds of the weekend at the Benicassim Festival recently. A TV screen was hastily switched on nearby the Escenario Verde stage so the fans who could not get near had a chance to see their idols close up. Dressed in their customary dark clothes, rolled out a set of greatest hits, likewise in their other gigs, including Glastonbury and T In The Park. The band’s set ended with a huge ovation, from both the Spanish and the many Brits who had flocked to see them. Seems like these dudes don't have to make a move just to stay in the game yeah? They don't seem to be strangers in any other town by the looks of it.

--Why is the packet of Nasi Lemak shape like a pyramid?--

Kasier Chiefs singer Ricky Wilson wants to make only one more album, because he wants to stretch his talents by making exercise videos. These 'Oh My God' dudes have no intention of a long musical career together. Wilson says, "We'll definitely make our second and final album. "I can't understand why bands sign five-album deals. Don't they want to do anything else? When we quit, I want to do exercise videos." Hmmm...would anyone 'predict a riot' for this weird plan?

From - The World Is Not Enough
James Bond : "I was wrong about you"
Dr. Christmas Jones : "Yeah? How so?"
James Bond : "I thought Christmas only comes once a year"

Avril Lavigne has a pet hate - bad room service. The singer admits she spends so much time in hotels she now only checks into the best. She revealed: "I hate hotels that have crappy service, like when you need something from the front desk or room service and no one answers the phone. That sucks!" Meanwhile, Avril has confessed she lives on a diet of vegetables. She added : "I have a very addictive personality and I go through phases where I only eat certain things. Right now, I'm in a vegetable phase." Hopefully Ms Avril doesn't 'lose her grip' on this 'complicated' personality. Just don't tell me that she will going through a nun phase, next. That will not have a 'happy ending' for sure.

Natasha Hamilton has split up with her dancer fiance Gavin Hatcher, just seven months after they welcomed their son into the world. She gave birth to baby Harry on New Year's Eve last year, and is now coming to terms with being single again. She says, "I'm coping. It's hard, but you've just got to get through it. The relationship wasn't right - we grew apart because we wanted different things." Fran Cosgrave, the father of her first child, is taking care of her right now. Gosh. This is not good news. Please don't go breaking her heart because this is not 'ok'.

Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin are living in fear after burglars attempted to break into their London home. The thieves tried to forcibly enter the star couple's London home, but luckily were foiled by a top-of-the-range security system. The burglars were successfully caught. Silly people, those criminals. It must be 'a rush of blood to the head' for them to think it's easy to break into a celebrity house. How long must you pay for it?

Survivor Kaobehkaobu Episode Ten
Last week on..Survivor. Having voted Shania out of the game, Hillary felt something suspicious was going on. She asked StevenT why he voted against a close ally and got a rather uneasy remark - "The Game's changed, my dear." Belinda and Andrea was also surprised that Robb was spared. At the reward challenge, they were to knock bottles containing their names with slingshots where the first person who have five of their own bottles shattered gets to enjoy an overnight stay on a cruise ship. Andrea won the reward and was asked to choose two other survivors to join her. Robb and Fran were chosen. The people left on the island questioned on why she brought Fran along, and not Hillary or Belinda.

Andrea : "So guys, who do you think should go next?"
Fran : "I would have to say 50. He's too strong for us."
Robb : "Are you close to Liam by the way?"
Fran : "Why do you ask that dude?"
Robb : "It seems that he don't really like to talk to me."
Andrea : "Liam's a bit weird, that is all."

When they return back the next day, Fran informed StevenT, 50 and Liam about what happened during the cruise. He made it clear that both Robb and Andrea thought he's going after 50, a big bluff unknown to them. Belinda and Hillary asked whether there was any romance developing with Robb, which Andrea responded by just smiling.
At the immunity challenge, the survivors were involved in a boardgame using large chips and sliding each of their 3 chips on the board. The person with the most chips nearest the kaobehkaobu island that was painted on the map will win it.
Jeff : "Fran wins immunity!"
Back at camp, Andrea asked Robb, Belinda and Hillary what StevenT and 50 were planning in order to improve their gameplan. Belinda conceded that they might form an alliance with Liam and Fran, but Robb said it was unlikely as he thought they would target Andrea or Belinda first. Fran informed Hillary that he wants to get rid of StevenT next. At the tribal council, Andrea made it known that she don't really mix well with StevenT and 50. That remark did not disturb them in any way, as the four strong alliance members eliminated Robb out of the game.

Jeff : "Robb, the tribe has spoken."
Robb : "I...darn!"

7 contestants left. Who will be next to go? *theme song*