Van Tango

Ruud van Nistelrooy has dedicated the goal he scored against Newcastle to sacked Toon boss Bobby Robson. The striker worked with Sir Bobby at PSV Eindhoven in the early 90s. He had met his 72-year-old former boss at his Tyneside hotel before the Premiership game at St James’ Park on Sunday. It was on August Bank Holiday Monday last year that the former England manager’s five-year reign ended with the axe. On hearing that, Van Nistelrooy pledged to score a goal for him.
RVN said: "I spoke to Sir Bobby and I promised him that goal. It was good to see him and he told me that it was exactly a year ago he got the sack at St James’ Park, so that goal was for him." Souness will be soun-gone..

Chris Coleman failed to get the 'Bodo' Balde of Celtic. That guy got the look of old school 'Zeus' wrestler but is just another version of Silvestre the manyoo cat. Big Sam did not get Igor Tudor, the utility man from Juventus. He wants to add a Croatian to his united nations football squad. The midget has joined the toons. We won't be seeing him in Champions League games in the foreseeable future. Intertoto should be a normality.

Pete Doherty never planned to leave Babyshambles, he simply wanted to take time out from the public spotlight, his bandmates have insisted. The singer cancelled several of the group's gigs last month, leading to speculation that the band had split. "It feels like a lot has happened, yet nothing has happened," said drummer Adam Ficeksaid. They are currently in the studios to get back at completing the extremely long wait for their debut album. Everyone, including the 'Albion' peeps want to smell the cd, not the sampling ones.

-- The eight white cardboard elephants that lined the road near Buangkok MRT station is a cool idea --

Jennifer Garner has adopted a bizarre name for her breasts - she refers to them as biscuits. The pregnant brunette beauty, married to Ben Affleck, is proud of her ample assets - and the moniker she's taken on for them. She says, "My sisters and I were all endowed with biscuits - that's what I call them.
"Sometimes when I'm on the Alias set and the guys are setting up a camera shot, I'll ask, 'Is this a biscuit shot?' and they'll say, 'Yeah,' so I know." So is it dog or puppy biscuits?

After the lovely Audrey got fired, Donald Trump said a memorable line - "At least they can't say I pick the best looking one." She's a poor leader. Jon 'Elvis' went a bit too far in handling this crybaby woman. Corporate restructuring next week.

Lluvy 'Liz Mclarnon twin' went home after failing to impress after being given so many chances. Brittany is one dangerous woman when drunk. Send the wild woman out of the backdoor... Tiffany gets a 'lion roar' from Tyra next week. Should be very interesting.

Posted by BenfromUSA on a sports forum - "USA will trade Kasey Keller or Tim Howard for Joe Cole."

Cohabitation. Good or bad?
The result of many researches conducted in various countries around the world showed that individuals who cohabited before marriage has a higher chance of divorce. Apparently, cohabitation kills the relationship and studies have shown that people who live together only after they decide to get married have a higher chance of a successful marriage as compared to those who live together first before deciding to get married. In today's society, it is not insanely shocking if your good mates cohabit with their partners. Maybe they can find out each others personality and attitudes in more depth when living together. If it works, then it bodes well for the future. But should things go wrong, they would know better about what can be avoided and probably be happier with someone else. The important factors are responsibility and trust. You should be open about matters that may go out of hand whilst living together. -clean thoughts pls- Some peeps nowadays like to 'just settle' with someone and not know what may be better for them. Think. Cohabitation may be a good thing after all. Walk with me, Suzy Lee.

--The intro to 'Importance of Being Idle' and the intro to 'Tied To The 90s' sound kinda similar--

Lately, some peeps discussed the difference between having sex & making love. *Thinking process*
Let's see. Having sex is liken to drinking water. Just a necessity to quench our thirst and it is an essence of life; just a mere satisfaction to our needs.
BUT making love is different. It is like drinking fine wine. All senses are involved, from smelling its bouquet to feeling its body. Taken slowly it gives a bubbly warm feeling inside; taken with good food it compliments each other with no bad after taste. Learning to appreciate it as it ages with maturity is purely intoxicating. Got it?

I shall now pay 'lip service'; by revealing things you'd never knew about *muacks*...
- A one-minute kiss burns about 26 calories. That's like 0.001% of a normal waking life.
- You use two muscles in your face giving a peck on the cheek, but all of your facial muscles for a passionate French kiss. You may throw away that chewing gum yeah...
- A butterfly kiss is when you brush someone's cheek with your fluttering eyelashes. Any experts around?
- A kiss boosts the "happy hormone" oxytocin. So if you're feeling stressed...

L.o.l.o.l.o.l.o.v.e acts like a drug and can send you crazy. It produces the same craving as being hungry or thirsty and triggers even more primitive emotions as relationships deepen. True?

Researchers recently analysed 2,500 brain images from 17 students in a new relationship. The team mapped changes in blood flow to parts of the brain that produce or receive dopamine, which circulates when people desire or expect a reward. One of doctors said: "In the throes of this romantic love you're out of control, you're irrational, you're going to the gym at 6am." (That is why your buddies do these funny stuff sometimes) But please be warned. Cupid's arrow can lead lovers to consider stalking, murder or suicide. Like what that pontianak MJ would say - "daign-ger-rous!"

Kylie Minogue is hoping to put her cancer battle behind her with a triumphant stage show at the Melbourne 2006 Commonwealth Games. The singer, who had breast cancer surgery in May, is believed to be considering making the event her farewell performance before starting a family with French boyfriend Oliver Martinez. If love were liquid it would drown me, in a placeless place would find me, in a heart shape come around me and then melt me slowly down......

Immune protection factor (IPF) in sunscreens and its relation to sun protection factor (SPF) is essential in determining skin cancer prevention ability, researchers found. According to the researchers, the relationship between a sunscreen's SPF and its ability to protect against immunosuppression is not presently known. A sunscreen with high SPF but a low protection against immunosuppression, or IPF, could in fact increase skin cancer risk. Much work is still needed to define a standard method in assessing sunscreen immune protection.