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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Metamorphosis

Have you always wondered in another alternate world...where men don't watch sports and women don't care about feelings... then women will pester their counterparts to watch the match of the day but the men just simply want to go shopping for shoes and wallets. Then, when the men hinted to their women to buy rings and necklaces but instead only gets a totally boring gift, they will throw tantrums. But women will just brush aside the mood swings due to their once in a while 'golf-balls syndrome'. The men will want to watch this special preview romantic movie but then it clashed with the Juventus vs Ac Milan match. So, the women will just simply say "Nah... There's a match between the two giants of Serie A". They will pester the men to buy beers and pizza for them to enjoy while watching the game. After leaving them all alone, the men will sulk in one corner, calling each other and complaining that their women have more passion about watching boring football games rather than spending quality time with them. During dinner outings, the women will rant about why Totti did not get sent off after an elbow incident but the men tries hard to avoid that bloody topic and prefers to discuss on whether they should attend body wrapping sessions or skip meals in order to be slim like one of the male models on Fashion TV. The women will lash out to the men that they are not fat and it's a waste of money to do such silly things. It is far better to save it up to go watch Chelsea at the Bridge next season . Again, the men will throw tantrums and the women have to coax and calm them down...until future similar topics arise.

Have sampled BlackEyedPeas' new single - Don't Phunk With Me, from the new album released this month. Quite impressed with it. The only song that I liked from them was Hey Mama. The rest were boring as hell.
And it's quite disturbing to know that the female singer is called 'F-E-R-G-I-E'. Of all the names...

Anyone seen Daft Punk's new video for Technologic? No no not the Ipod one. Their original one. From the picture link alone, it looked pretty scary. Not advisable for those who are easily able to have nightmares from seeing gross stuff in the day. It's a freakish looking robot singing the song. Very interesting concept for the video. Maybe the band wants to send the message that technology is evil..

Heard one weird song on radio some time ago, sounds like a little kid repeating 'bing-bing-bing'. Turned out to be the Crazy Frog by Axel F( F??). It actually topped the charts ahead of Coldplay's new single! Hahaha... There seems to be an online petition campaign to stop the producer from creating an album, simply because the song annoys the hell out of the them. The first ringtone to top the charts. Incredible.
reported by Alex Banks

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