Van Tango

(Cool conversations)

The old days :
Nikolai - Yo' dude. Can I borrow yer porn videotape for this weekend?
Carl - No you can't.
Nikolai - Oh, come on. We're good buddies yah?
Carl - Hmm....nope!
Nikolai - Don't be so stingy will ya..

The Modern Age :
Nikolai - Hey, have you d/l-ded that scene where *blah2 celebrity* was caught doing it unsuspectingly?
Carl - Yup...Seems like everyone has...


Helen : You know what..last week there was this cute guy at this restaurant all alone. And he was checking me out a couple of times..so much so that I left that place early because I felt so timid to look back in his direction after all that. Why do guys like to make me feel uncomfortable?
Jules : Isn't that good??
Helen : And the other day when I was in the train, there was this bloody pervert who kept staring at me from top to bottom as if I was his lunch. I felt so scared that I quickly came out at the next station and waited for another train. Why do guys like to make me feel uncomfortable?
Jelen : .......

Eidur : Ok, let me see. We're meeting at eight later for dinner right? What would you be wearing? I'm not sure what I want to wear. Damn, it's so hard to decide.
Jason : Don't be a bloody sissy. You can wear anything you want. You wanna wear your underwear on the outside, it's ok with me. You wanna wear just swimming trunks alone, it's also fine with me.
Eidur : ............. .........
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There are some people who can't handle verbal taunts well. They will go into 'berserk' mode and sometimes worsen the situation. If only they could just use the force within to withstand it and think with their head, problems can be solved in other ways. Just remember karma happens. The only question is when.

Let me touch on the topic of 'weak hearted' people. One surely have encountered a few now and then. Those who are afraid to stand up for himself or always wanting to give up without even trying. That is not nice to see. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. It's just that some do not like to expose the weak side in case that will jeapordise the outcome of any situation. One must learn to grab the weak attributes by the scruff of the neck and arrest some of it from that load whenever possible. Discuss with your mates. Tell it to your loved ones. Dare to explore and conquer them. For those who have buddies that have a tendency to feel weak easily, be it during work, school, relts or of the unknown, do reach out to them. Have witnessed sad cases where help was not given and the other party became 'lost' in their own world. It's time to sit back and see how one can assist these good souls that needs good attention.

Stonebridge - Put 'em high
And baby i don't care, where you've been before
Just Put 'em high, Put 'em high
Make the best of it, just a little bit
Just Put 'em high, And Put 'em high

What a brilliant song! This is not an RnB track...I don't listen to those stuff. It's House music. This chorus is hauntingly melodious. Can be repeated till infinity without being bored of it.

Spoke to some people about this 'blog phenomenon' thingy. A few told moi that it's just a waste of space while some agreed that there is nothing wrong expressing ones thoughts online. The only difference is that pen & paper are being substituted. So, someone has to watch what he says or trouble might occur? Bull-crap. Maybe to some who doesn't want anyone to know what she is thinking about can always not reveal the site to anyone. If you are willing to share your opinions and writings to people, then it's not their fault if they don't agree to what you have expressed. There's always the 'comments' button. Some do write about their secretive escapades. It's an honour that they are willing to share these with their pals of which a few might have not seen each other for years..
Bottomline, you own the site. Have fun! *Stone Cold Pose*

It's kind of flattering when your good gal/guy buddies come to you in need of some 'help'. Ahhh...don't go there now. I'm referring to interesting kinda help. "Hey Robinson, could you do me favour? This lady has been trying to get back with her ex who is now my guy. If you can, can you just pester her with your charms and then crush her heart instantly and tell her not to ruin other people's lives?". Now, what do you say to that...think about it.

Crushed me brains recently when figuring out how to install the radio in here. There were just too many steps, some very confusing. At last, I've got the hang of it. Cool eh? Can add me own list of songs to share...maybe should add some girly songs too before me mates complain about the "trash music" that they can't stand. Sigh.

Leroy Wells was THE star for me during AI 4. He is that street-wise skinny boy during one of the auditions. God knows what he is blabbering but one could get the gist of it. The judges kept asking him whether he could sing some song but he kept repeating some unknown phrases and asked each and every one of them "CAN..YOU..DIG IT?"...The most memorable part of his audition was when he was supposed to talk to Simon and pointed to the camera man area. Then Randy said "Hey, Simon's here". Then he paused for one bloody second and then said the same thing with the same pointing finger action, now at the right person! Goodness me, I was in stitches like there's no tomorrow. Not too sure about what he said before he took out his fake dentures...but after he took it out he smiled around and said "..And this is for your daddy and your mommy". The judges were in tears from laughing at that moment. After he was rejected, he came out and spoke some funny uncomprehensive words to his mates with the AI crew putting out subtitles that were totally made up. Thank you Leroy for attending the audition and entertaining moi. Btw, he reminds me of me nephew, if he ever decides to dress like that and do the imitation. That would be very cool.

*Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup. They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe*